I am so sorry for that day spent at Hawk Creek.
There were Four kids~
One kid--just wanting to fit in.
The Rosebud. The Clodhopper*. The Stevie B*. The Mikey G*.
*Denotes a NAUGHTY kid
Sorry for tossing those stinky eggs at you. (Okay, it was more like "whipping" them at you) & smirking when they exploded at your feet (and in your hair and on your clothes...)
I am sorry for what I did to you in effort to impress a couple of jerk Jr. High guys.
(One of which later broke up with me on prom night!...what a pecker!)
Anyway, I am glad they have moved on and it is you that remain.
Please consider this a public and most sincerest of apologies.
I am sorry.Penitently,
I humbly ask for your forgiveness.
I promise to NEVER, EVER toss rotten eggs at you again.